Gyah, 'orrible children! You want to knock on my door and get some sweets? You really want to do that? What the hell makes you think that I should give you sweets just because it's Halloween? This isn't America.

Stand up against the tide of Disneyfication and the intimidation of the populous by youths, and say no to Trick or Treat.

Me? I just close the door in their face.