Sometimes:

• Only some Guns 'n' Roses will do.
• Actually, only some Manic Street Preachers will do.
• I wake up not knowing what day it is.
• My heart sinks when the phone rings.
• I almost consider watching a reality TV show.
• I want to fight for people's rights.
• I get frustrated when computers don't behave as I think they ought.
• I get frustrated when people don't behave as they ought.
• I want to tear up all the red tape.
• I agree with the Conservative Party.

I'm a weak, fallen, fallible human being stumbling his way through life, trying - with the help of his Saviour - to do his best, be honest and stand up for what I believe in. I drop the ball, get it wrong, screw up. I offend the people I ought not to and I don't offend those who really need it. I allow style to get ahead of substance when I hate it when that happens.

Sometimes, I get it right. Those times are rare though.