Jan
16
2012

Sermon Catchup

I just realised I’ve not posted any sermon uploads here since October – time for an Epic Catchup!

All sermons are available as MP3 and Ogg Vorbis.  When I get back into the habit of posting them as I go, I’ll make sure I upload PDFs of presentations where I’ve used them too.

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Jan
13
2012

An Open Invitation to Mark Driscoll

Image by kofoed @ flickr

“Pastor” Mark Driscoll of Mars Hill Church (no, not that one, the other Mars Hill) has commented on his perception of the quality of preaching in the church in the UK. He’s done so in an interview for Christianity magazine conducted by someone from Premier Radio.

To help people get up to speed on this, Krish Kandiah has posted a response which includes links to the audio of the interview and Mr Driscoll’s own response to the furore that has ensued.  Christianity Magazine have also responded.

I’m a young (at 35 – and charming, according to the Daily Telegraph) preacher from the UK and I take exception to being described as a “coward who won’t tell the truth”.  I know from experience that up and down the UK are women and men of all ages (and I know Mr Driscoll won’t recognise the validity of the ministry of half of those on the basis of their gender) who passionately preach the gospel of Jesus who has transformed their life.

This matters because whatever we in the UK may think of Mr Driscoll, his description as a “pastor”, his attitude towards women and his notions of what being masculine means, there are a lot of people in the American evangelical churches (and sadly, also some in the UK) who listen to him who will believe that we on the east of the Atlantic are in some way ashamed of the gospel and not prepared to announce it as the truth we believe it to be.  This in turn matters because it damages relationships within the church of God and Jesus said that everyone would know we’re his disciples by how we love each other.

So…

This is an open invitation to Mr Driscoll to come to St Francis’ Church in Luton and hear me or another member of our team preach.  If he has any problem with it, he’s then welcome to talk with us and we can reason together.

I suspect there may be other churches who would happily extend the same invitation.  If you lead one, please feel free to include your invitation as a comment on this post.

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Dec
28
2011

Taste and see that multiculturalism is good

Curry

Photo: foilman @ flickr

Tonight, in what I think is a particularly British act, the last of this year’s turkey will be turned into a curry.  What do I mean by that?

The UK has, perhaps more than any other nation, a rich heritage of different cultures from across the globe – and the cuisines that come with them.  These have then been blended over generations in ways that both compliment each other and create wholly new varieties.  I’m talking about the food here.

The food!  Where else in the world would you find a restaurant that was Lebanese-Polish in its flavour?  (Polska Chata in Luton is the answer)

And so, we take the singularly western turkey dinner and add an adapted sub-continental twist.

I know I often say that I am not patriotic – and I’m not, in that I see nothing special about my country compared to any other and I recognise the folly of national identity – but I am proud of the multicultural heritage of the UK.

I am proudly a product of the multiculturalism that the Tories and similar parties have resisted and fought through every generation.

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Dec
26
2011

Fernando Torres – ha ha ha!

Fernando Torres

This is what happens when you sell your soul.

In 2011, Fernando Torres spent one month at Liverpool and eleven months at Soulless Chelsea.

At Liverpool, he scored four league goals in 2011.

At Soulless Chelsea, he scored three league goals in 2011.

Yes, I am laughing.

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Nov
22
2011

Make your church website suck less

HTML CodeEarlier today, I commented on Twitter that a lot of church websites “make me want to cry“.  This spawned a number of suggestions as to why it might be.  The simple answer of course is that it’s because so many church websites are just very bad indeed.

Now, I’m not a definitive expert on how to do it right – and indeed, the website for the church I lead is not perfect – but I’ve been designing websites for churches since the mid-late 1990s when I worked for Church Net UK so I think I’m well placed to offer some advice.

I’ve seen lists of the “Top Ten Worst Church Websites” before.  This is not one of them.  I don’t think it’s clever or cool to simply point and laugh at bad websites so I’m not going to link to any “offenders”.  All I intend to do is provide some simple guidelines of how to do this well.  Oh, and they’re in no particular order.

  1. Keep it up to date.  This may seem obvious but I’ve seen too many church websites telling me about “forthcoming services” that were six months (or even a couple of years) in the past.  This isn’t on.  The web is an information delivery medium so make sure you’re delivering the information people actually need.  If your vicar leaves, update the staff list.  If you’re going to publish the news from your parish (in whatever way you do this – see below), make sure you don’t stop being bothered to do it.  Or, if you do stop being bothered, remove the news section.  If you’re really never going to update the site, just have a very basic page containing the address where you meet and times of services (since these change infrequently).
  2. Make it look good and work well.  This isn’t to jump on the image-focused cultural bandwagon of the day but simply to recognise that the first bite is with the eye (please excuse the use of cliché).  Marshall McLuhan famously stated “the medium is the message”.  In most cases, this means that the medium chosen communicates as much – if not more – as the intended message.  In this case, I choose to use to say that how one treats the medium communicates how you intend your message to be received.  If your site looks ugly, it implicitly tells your visitors that you’re not interested in whether they read its contents.  If it is impenetrable, the message is you don’t care whether they even find the information they want.  Ask yourself when you look at your site whether you would use a news service whose site looks like yours.  If the answer is “no”, you need a redesign.
  3. Don’t use buzzwords.  A message from your pastor is not an “e-troduction”, it is a message or a welcome.  Don’t imagine that because the medium is electronic that somehow you have to relate to it differently than if it were in print.  It will make people cringe and there’s enough about church that does that already.
  4. If you publish news, make it easy to subscribe to that news.  Don’t simply upload a PDF (or, worse, a Word document) of the news sheet each week.  Use a content management system (WordPress or Joomla for example) which allows you to post each item as a separate story.  Then provide an RSS feed and post each item to Twitter.  Your audience can be roughly divided into two categories: potential visitors/newcomers and regular congregation members.  The latter are almost exclusively interested in the weekly updates – your news and sermon downloads (if you provide them).  Don’t force them to read the whole site every time they want to see that information – unless they want to of course!
  5. If you can’t do it well, don’t do it!  Seriously.  Bizarre as it may seem, no website is better than a bad website.  If you’re part of the Church of England, populate your entry in A Church Near You – you can always redirect a domain to it if you want to publicise http://www.ourparish.org.uk.

So, that opens it up.  I’m sure other people can suggest other good dos and don’ts.  Add them in comments below (but I’ll remove any “naming and shaming”).

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Nov
22
2011

Appearances can be deceptive

It's hard to take a self-photo without looking like a nutter!When people say to me, “You don’t look like a vicar”, two things happen:

  1. I take it as a compliment.
  2. I point out that I do because I am one and this is what I look like – QED.

So, do I look like a vicar?

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Oct
30
2011

Sorry Facebook, you crossed the line

I posted a photo on Facebook today that was only visible to a selected group of friends. When one of those friends commented, a friend of theirs with whom I am not “friends” commented, that friend (and presumably all of said person’s friends) was able to see the photo.

Sorry, Facebook. Line crossed. If you won’t even adhere to the privacy settings your users/products define, I’ll be posting nothing further there. I’m there for chat and nothing else.

How are you going to market me now?

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Oct
27
2011

Impromptu Sermon: All “isms” are defeated in Jesus

Below is a transcript of my impromptu sermon at yesterday’s FlashEvensong outside St Paul’s.

The readings were 2 Kings 9.1-16 and Acts 27.1-26.

You can hear the audio of the whole FlashEvensong here.  The sermon begins at 28.04 and lasts just under three minutes.

“Keep your courage, men” said Paul (Whay!). Keep up your courage men – and women – I say to you now.  For Paul was sure that what God had revealed to him would indeed come to pass and I am sure that what God has revealed through his Son, Jesus will indeed come to pass.  Paul had confidence in setting his face against the might of Imperial Rome because he had put his trust in the Son of God, the risen and ascended Jesus of Nazareth.

We have confidence in the face of inclement weather and increasing cold because we have put our hope and our trust in the same risen and ascended Jesus of Nazareth.

Jesus came in order that we, who have been separated from God by that which we have done, might have fresh relationship with God, our heavenly Father.  Jesus came and was executed by the most powerful Imperial nation the world has ever seen.  Jesus came and defeated that death by rising to new life on the third day.  And so we too have a confidence in that all the things that might travail us, that might assault us, stand defeated because of the resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.

Capitalism is defeated in Jesus!
(Whay! [Applause])
Communism is defeated in Jesus!
(Whay!)
Fascism is defeated in Jesus!
Thatcherism, Blairism, Cameronism: All defeated in Jesus.

All “isms” – left, right and centrist – are defeated in Jesus!

Standing before you is a motley crew.  A very motley crew (laughter).  Standing before you are those who agree with the aims of those camped outside the temple – the temple?  The Cathedral!  Too much New Testament study from me there.

Standing before you will be people who are opposed to the views of those camped outside the Cathedral.

Standing before you will be people who are largely indifferent to the views of those camped outside the Cathedral.

What we are not indifferent to is the glory and worship of God almighty in the person of his Son, Jesus of Nazareth.  That is why we are here, because like Paul, like Elisha in our first reading, like Mary who sang the words of the Magnificat and Simeon who sang the words of the Nunc Dimitis, we have a confidence in the God who created the world, is redeeming the world, is restoring the world and will one day remake the world afresh.

To whom be all the glory, all the honour, all the praise: now, in this world and the next.  Amen.  (Amen!)

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Oct
26
2011

FlashEvensong in action

The Telegraph have posted a video of some of today’s FlashEvensong:

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Oct
26
2011

I didn’t expect to be doing that today…

This evening, I’ve done something I have never done before: I led a service of BCP Evensong.

Nothing unusual in me doing that you might think, what with me being a vicar and all.  Ordinarily, that would be true but it was the context that made this Evensong so unusual.

This was a Flash Mob Evensong outside St Paul’s Cathedral.  For a little while, St Paul’s has unfortunately had to close as a result of the Occupy London Stock Exchange protests.  Now, I’m not going to comment on the rights or wrongs of the protest or its aims – those who know me or read this blog regularly will be able to guess where I stand – but that it has resulted, however indirectly, to an interruption in public worship is unfortunate to say the least.

Enter Kathryn Rose who on Sunday organised a “small but mighty” guerilla Evensong at St Paul’s.  This was followed up with a larger-scale one today.  Four days’ notice meant that more people were able to come and help and the new FlashEvensong Twitter account provided a focal point for the organisation.

I happened to be the first ordained minister to arrive and so it ended up falling to me to lead – and preach at – today’s service.  It was terrifying and fun in equal measure.  What is more, I think it was important that, although the Cathedral building may have been closed, worship of the One in whose honour it stands was able to continue.  After the service, I spoke briefly, as did others who were involved, with members of the press and I understand that some footage of the service will be on ITV News tonight.  This was no publicity stunt however, this was a real service that, judging from the reaction on social media was well received and welcomed.

When we finished, we learned that the Dean of St Paul’s has issued a statement expressing optimism that the Cathedral will re-open on Friday.  I hope this happens – and that it is achieved without force having to be deployed against the protesters.

I also did a little AudioBoo after the service:


Chatting with @riggwelter #occupylsx post @flashevensong (mp3)

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